the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap
This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
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IT JUST HIT ME THAT THIS IS ABOUT BEING TRANS
I REBLOGGED IT THINKING IT WAS A MEME ABOUT BEING SHIRTLESS IN VIDEO GAMES
I just thought it was bout a dude who loved bein shirtless so much he bribed the government to look the other way
Venus Wars - 1989
A digital billboard crashed during a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky.
if i looked up while driving and saw this i would assume the world was ending
The real IQ test is one question, yes-or-no, and it’s “do you think IQ is a good measure of intelligence?” and if you answer affirmative you get categorized as a dipshit
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign
Slag Pot Carrier
image credit: HPVD Photos, 2014Big soup